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- <title>
- May 23, 1994: Congress:Bonfire of the Vanities
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1994
- May 23, 1994 Cosmic Crash
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- CONGRESS, Page 31
- Bonfire of the Vanities
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- <body>
- <p> The Senate votes to end perks it receives from lobbyists. Hmmm...
- </p>
- <p>By Margaret Carlson, with reporting by Melissa August/Washington
- </p>
- <p> Picture a white-sand beach swept by a balmy breeze with nothing
- more pressing than whether to read a novel or visit a sugar
- plantation in old Barbados. The stuff of romance, yes. But in
- the Capitol, it is the essence of lobbying. Lobbying mixes people
- of the same interests and temperament, adds good food, fine
- wine and the occasional getaway--and also produces relationships.
- And just because one of the companions always picks up the tab
- doesn't make the liaisons meaningless. Indeed, in most cases,
- the links are all too serious.
- </p>
- <p> Congress, of course, realizes that the public is enraged that
- the likes of the American Widget Association has a lot better
- chance of getting heard than the unorganized masses who buy
- widgets but are unable to produce a pair of Super Bowl tickets.
- And so last week the Senate voted 95-4 for tough gift restrictions--no more trips to luxury resorts, no more gifts worth more
- than $20. During the debate, members couched their feelings
- about the pending deprivation in high-minded terms. However,
- Bennett Johnston of Louisiana couldn't help whining that he
- wouldn't even be able to attend the annual opera ball in New
- Orleans if the new rules prevailed. In the Capitol, TicketMaster
- is an alien concept, as is advance-purchase-Saturday-night-stayover
- airline reservations. And paying for dinner.
- </p>
- <p> Earlier this year the House passed its own gift ban--to the
- despair of restaurants and tour operators. A public relations
- executive who puts on theater and concert galas predicts that
- such bonfires of the vanities are engendering "a class of monks,
- who will live without benefit of cultural influence, except
- for television."
- </p>
- <p> But the ingenious minds of the Capitol will not stand by while
- the greatest deliberative body in the world becomes a lump of
- couch potatoes. Already a large loophole in the Senate version
- permits gifts motivated by friendship. The proper sincerity
- attending these presents will be defined by the Senate Ethics
- Committee. Watch out for a tautological modification of the
- old Capitol proverb: If you want a friend in Washington, buy
- a dog--or bring a gift.
- </p>
- </body>
- </article>
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